❝ “Drunk words are sober thoughts” lmao nah drunk me is an entirely different person with her own agenda idk her ❞ —@thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
5 years ago with 7,950 notes
5 years ago with 7,950 notes
me:
I'd be hella cute if I lost some weight
me:
fuck that I'm hella cute already
me:
ok but really tho
idea for new reality show called “steal your dog” basically i go into people’s houses who arent nice to their dogs and i fucking steal the dog
i look like I be chillin but i be sad lowkey